fuzzyspidersonmyface:

troyesivan:

i  literally just whispered ’my god’

What has the world come to…. My god.


handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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friskyflamingo:

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???


pr1nceshawn:

I Wish I Could Talk With Ponies.

pr1nceshawn:

I Wish I Could Talk With Ponies.


"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes."
— (via y-uki)

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary


[throws a chair] i just want that character to be happy


wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr


samuraicinema:

The Sword of Doom - Kihachi Okamoto

samuraicinema:

The Sword of Doom - Kihachi Okamoto



auroishi:

guess who just finished Sachi’s route

It really breaks you

auroishi:

guess who just finished Sachi’s route

It really breaks you

posted 59 minutes ago via auroishi with 27 notes

cuteness-awaits:

machikono:

in case someone needs aoba’s first-aid skills to fix something.
anything, literally just anything. aoba will fix it. trust me. over 100 satisfied customers all over the world. feel free to use

we might need more for this

cuteness-awaits:

machikono:

in case someone needs aoba’s first-aid skills to fix something.

anything, literally just anything. aoba will fix it. trust me. over 100 satisfied customers all over the world. feel free to use


we might need more for this


human:

I’d like one ticket to Swagville please

human:

I’d like one ticket to Swagville please

posted 1 hour ago via banbabutt · © human with 127,998 notes

posted 1 hour ago via katahane with 511 notes